Engrish

I have to read a lot of technical manuals that have been translated from Chinese. Some are very good, but some are hilarious. I was at a friends house the other day and she lived in China for a while and owns a number of Chinese CDs. These were my favourites :) :

(All I have to do is cream, Don McLean)

World Cup fun

Police in Berlin have arrested two men suspected of planting nine footballs filled with concrete across the city, each with a message in English challenging passers-by: "Can u kick it?" Three people gave it their best shot and immediately wished they hadn't bothered.